Mariah oh Fiah

Well maybe not on "fire" but lit. A few weeks back Mariah showed her "merry" side while recieving an award for her performance on the Lee Daniel's directed movie, Precious (based on the novel Push by Saphire). So obviously inebriation isn't just for us normal folk, in fact: alcohol is for everyone.

After all, the wise Benjamin Franklin once said "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Regardless of the implications society places on us, I'm pretty damned sure the "us" even refers to the wonderful Mariah Carey.

Congratulations beyotch.

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30 Rock, "Yummers"

Above is the character Jenna Maroney up to her dastardly diva-inspired deeds.

If you haven't watched the show, you have at least heard of 30 Rock through it's various accolades and achievements. NBC's latest attempt to [cease ratings suckage and] reclaim the crown of sitcomdom, 30 Rock is a stone groove. Interesting character development, and amazing actresses and actors make this television show fun to watch. So watch it.

Airs on NBC at 9:30 on Thursdays!
Catch it tomorrow! Do it! For reals!

PS. Chances are, if you don't get it's humor, you're not intelligent enough, and there is something very wrong with you and your "sense of humor".

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Ladies Man.

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RDJ - Golden Globes

Cori made me watch this, and it made me decide that when I grow up, I want to be like Robert Downey Jr. The man. Wins the award, has everyone cracking up at how freaking awesome he is, and then gets media attention for his humor - non-scripted mind you. What could get better than that?

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I'm late to the party, but at least I've arrived.

This video kills me.

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Get the tissues ready.

99 Balloons/Eliot's Story

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Sugar Glyders... God's Gift To Man-Kind

Sugar Glyders... I looked them up on youtube for some reason, and ended up watching this little gem a few minutes later in the dark, in my boxers, in my room, on the phone giving someone a play-by-play.
Notice how the one that "gyldes" seems to immediately regret his decision moments after.

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