I can't breathe. I have all of the faculties for breathing, but due to the excess of mucus (snot) in my nose, I am having trouble utilizing them (the faculties for breathing). Nonetheless. I am happy to get this out of the way; cold season is upon us, and I did not want this to happen Thanksgiving or Christmas.How cold is cold season? Apparently not too cold. But cold enough for me to be sick. Terrible things about having a cold include (but are not limited to) sleeplessness, bad breath, constant feeling of shit dripping down the back of your throat, a terrible, awful taste in your mouth, sore throat (sometimes), headaches (all the time), and an excuse to stay in a bad mood (on every day that ends with the letter "y"). Things that help me through this are: music (when I can hear), Vicks Sinex nasal spray (amazing), the Neti Pot (phenomenal, yet strangely so), Zicam (doesn't taste THAT bad when you can't taste anything). So good luck and wish me luck on the road to recovery.
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Pull Em' Up
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The American Idol phenomena is dated. Rumor has it that Simon Cowel is debating whether or not he will return next season to judge. Paula Abdul, Idol's ex-resident pill-popper has already left, while Randy Jackson has always lacked any entertainment quality aside from his occassional "dogs" and "maynes".
However, there is a light that shines in the form of Idol's initial auditions. Contestants such as Larry Plat have rekindled a stifled flame and sparked new interest in this season of Idol, even if it is in spite of Idol's actual purpose to find real talent. Do you even watch Idol after the auditions?
I do not.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Mariah oh Fiah
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Well maybe not on "fire" but lit. A few weeks back Mariah showed her "merry" side while recieving an award for her performance on the Lee Daniel's directed movie, Precious (based on the novel Push by Saphire). So obviously inebriation isn't just for us normal folk, in fact: alcohol is for everyone.
After all, the wise Benjamin Franklin once said "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Regardless of the implications society places on us, I'm pretty damned sure the "us" even refers to the wonderful Mariah Carey.
Congratulations beyotch.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
30 Rock, "Yummers"
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Above is the character Jenna Maroney up to her dastardly diva-inspired deeds.
If you haven't watched the show, you have at least heard of 30 Rock through it's various accolades and achievements. NBC's latest attempt to [cease ratings suckage and] reclaim the crown of sitcomdom, 30 Rock is a stone groove. Interesting character development, and amazing actresses and actors make this television show fun to watch. So watch it.
Airs on NBC at 9:30 on Thursdays!
Catch it tomorrow! Do it! For reals!
PS. Chances are, if you don't get it's humor, you're not intelligent enough, and there is something very wrong with you and your "sense of humor".
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
RDJ - Golden Globes
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Cori made me watch this, and it made me decide that when I grow up, I want to be like Robert Downey Jr. The man. Wins the award, has everyone cracking up at how freaking awesome he is, and then gets media attention for his humor - non-scripted mind you. What could get better than that?
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sugar Glyders... God's Gift To Man-Kind
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Sugar Glyders... I looked them up on youtube for some reason, and ended up watching this little gem a few minutes later in the dark, in my boxers, in my room, on the phone giving someone a play-by-play.
Notice how the one that "gyldes" seems to immediately regret his decision moments after.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Gaga before she went gaga!
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Boiling point. A show that used to be popular on MTV a few years ago that focused on seeing how quickly it could piss someone off, head detached from shoulders and all. Lady Gaga appeared on the show in 2005 and (in my opinion) she knew the whole time.
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