sassy gay friend

Everyone needs one - but they are nigh to be found. Just when you're down and out you'll find one fashionably late to your situation, helping you to pick up the pieces of your broken life and sew them back together in the form of the latest trendy garment.

Check it out here!
http://www.youtube.com/show?p=kOyajvATiyE

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clint mcASS

"Seriously they want me to wear purple because five queers killed themselves. The only way im wearin it for them is if they all commit suicide. I cant believe the people of this world have gotten this stupid. We are honoring the fact that they sinned and killed thereselves because of their sin. REALLY PEOPLE."

What... a revelation. Land of the free, and home of the bigots. The eloquent writer of this informative piece of work, is a member of the Arizona school board. Yes, amidst all of the suicides and issues of inequality the LGBT community has faced in recent months, there are still people out there like this with the tact (or lack thereof) to make such statements. Shame.

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tis the season

I can't breathe. I have all of the faculties for breathing, but due to the excess of mucus (snot) in my nose, I am having trouble utilizing them (the faculties for breathing). Nonetheless. I am happy to get this out of the way; cold season is upon us, and I did not want this to happen Thanksgiving or Christmas.How cold is cold season? Apparently not too cold. But cold enough for me to be sick. Terrible things about having a cold include (but are not limited to) sleeplessness, bad breath, constant feeling of shit dripping down the back of your throat, a terrible, awful taste in your mouth, sore throat (sometimes), headaches (all the time), and an excuse to stay in a bad mood (on every day that ends with the letter "y"). Things that help me through this are: music (when I can hear), Vicks Sinex nasal spray (amazing), the Neti Pot (phenomenal, yet strangely so), Zicam (doesn't taste THAT bad when you can't taste anything). So good luck and wish me luck on the road to recovery.

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Pull Em' Up

The American Idol phenomena is dated. Rumor has it that Simon Cowel is debating whether or not he will return next season to judge. Paula Abdul, Idol's ex-resident pill-popper has already left, while Randy Jackson has always lacked any entertainment quality aside from his occassional "dogs" and "maynes".

However, there is a light that shines in the form of Idol's initial auditions. Contestants such as Larry Plat have rekindled a stifled flame and sparked new interest in this season of Idol, even if it is in spite of Idol's actual purpose to find real talent. Do you even watch Idol after the auditions?

I do not.

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Mariah oh Fiah

Well maybe not on "fire" but lit. A few weeks back Mariah showed her "merry" side while recieving an award for her performance on the Lee Daniel's directed movie, Precious (based on the novel Push by Saphire). So obviously inebriation isn't just for us normal folk, in fact: alcohol is for everyone.

After all, the wise Benjamin Franklin once said "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Regardless of the implications society places on us, I'm pretty damned sure the "us" even refers to the wonderful Mariah Carey.

Congratulations beyotch.

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30 Rock, "Yummers"

Above is the character Jenna Maroney up to her dastardly diva-inspired deeds.

If you haven't watched the show, you have at least heard of 30 Rock through it's various accolades and achievements. NBC's latest attempt to [cease ratings suckage and] reclaim the crown of sitcomdom, 30 Rock is a stone groove. Interesting character development, and amazing actresses and actors make this television show fun to watch. So watch it.

Airs on NBC at 9:30 on Thursdays!
Catch it tomorrow! Do it! For reals!

PS. Chances are, if you don't get it's humor, you're not intelligent enough, and there is something very wrong with you and your "sense of humor".

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Ladies Man.

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RDJ - Golden Globes

Cori made me watch this, and it made me decide that when I grow up, I want to be like Robert Downey Jr. The man. Wins the award, has everyone cracking up at how freaking awesome he is, and then gets media attention for his humor - non-scripted mind you. What could get better than that?

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I'm late to the party, but at least I've arrived.

This video kills me.

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Get the tissues ready.

99 Balloons/Eliot's Story

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