Monday, November 2, 2009

Movies That Dont Blow -Tank Girl


TANK GIRL
Known as a bada$$ movie that refuses to give back the hour and fourty three minutes of your life that you spent watching it. In this 1995 smash hit, its 2033. As everyone predicted, the world is pretty much a giant crap hole! Nothing, no t.v., no computers, not even any water. A mega-douchbag villain, Kesslee (Played by Malcolm McDowell), is the leader of Water & Power, and holds the world by our danger zones. He ONLY controls all the water and power in the entire WORLD! Unfortunately for him, there are two completely awesome things that stand in his way.
1.) The Rippers, half men, half kangaroo. Yes they went there. They are an army whose sole purpose is to take down W&P.
2.) A girl, and a tank. Tank Girl (Played by Lori Petty)
I give this four out of five nuckle babies!
\m/><\m/-Knuckles. P.S. The girl that playes as tank girl has an uncanny strange resembalence to Gwen Stefani.

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